Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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