I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
operation have a gay friend backfired
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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