dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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