I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sext me about skeletons
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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