another moral hangover. fuck.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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