You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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