How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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