What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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