have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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