Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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