first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just pee around me
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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