Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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