I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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