sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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