We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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