i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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