He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
