I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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