Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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