You can't motorboat a personality
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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