DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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