After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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