Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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