If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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