This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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