I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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what are you doing with your life
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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