hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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