Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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