help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
