i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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