youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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