And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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