Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Let's paint friendship bongs
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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