I just made out with a guy for $7.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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