i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think people are normalizing furries
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