have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
