Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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