Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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