he told me I talked like a deaf person
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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