U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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