So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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