Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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