They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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