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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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