You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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