i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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