it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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