This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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