I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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