school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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