I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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