it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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