How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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